{{NSFW}}I’m sure all you faggots have heard of the sexy Japanese anime, Ed, Edd n Eddy. Well, there’s an episode that was supposed to be a crossover between that JewTube channel, Violette1st.
It starts with the Eds doing a scam—which was a rocket ship. All the kids get in and Double D takes out a remote with a single red button.
“Okay, Double D. Press it!” Ed says to him.
“But Eddy, I haven’t tested—“
“I don’t give a shit, you fucking nigger! PRESS IT OR I’LL RAPE AND MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WHILE YOU SLEEP!” Eddy says in a demonic voice.
“Okay! Okay! Jeez...” Double D replies as he presses the red button.
The rocket ship then said “ALLAHU AKBAR!” and exploded, killing all the kids inside—their body parts, organs, and gore flying everywhere.
“Oh shit...” Eddy says in shock. “Eh, at least we have their money!”
“But Eddy, w-we killed the—“
“DO YOU FUCKING WANT ME TO RAPE AND KILL YOUR FAMILY, DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING D?! HUH, DO YA?! BECAUSE I COULD DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW IF YOU WANT ME TO, YOU FUCKING FAILED ABORTION!” Eddy yells in that same demonic voice, which was even louder this time.
“Uh...” Double D gulps and begins to shiver in fear. “N-no... I-I don—“
“THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DUMB BITCH!” Eddy says interrupting him.
“O-oh... ok...”
Then, a car drives into a house and out comes a familiar figure.
“HEY JERKS! ME NEW HERE!”
It’s Bill. He’s dragging a bruised and beaten Violette, who I noticed had a black eye (which implied Bill violently beat her). The kids also came out in even worse conditions than Violette.
Eddy smiled deviously.
“Looks like we’ve got new customers...”
Ed laughed retardedly. Eddy went up to Bill.
“Hello, my good man!”
“Who are you, jerk?” Bill asked him.
“Why, I’m a business man and I want to know if you want to try our new Big Mac that tastes like a thousand things at once.” he told Bill. “It’s only 25 cents.”
“Uh... sure, jerk...” he then looked over to Violette and the kids. “HEY VIOLETTE, YOU SLUT! GIMME MONEY, JERK! ME BUYING SOMETHING FROM THIS GUY OVER HERE!”
“How about you get a job and earn your own money, you fat slob!” Violette replied.
Bill’s face turned red and he got mad. He walked over to Violette, who was offscreen and you could hear the sound of him beating her violently while she begged and pleaded for him to stop and that she was sorry. All the while, Eddy just stared at the commotion with sick satisfaction.
The fight ended with the sound of a neck being snapped and a body being dropped. Bill then walked back over to Eddy, handing him 25 cents, and then Eddy gave him the special Big Mac.
Bill sniffs it and he gets angry.
“HEY, YOU FUCK!” he says angrily. “THIS HAS RAT POISON IN IT! YOU TRICKED ME!”
“Well, of course, you retarded Jew!” Eddy replies back. “That’s what I do! But thanks for noticing, you fat kike!”
Bill growls angrily.
“GIMME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!” he yelled to the scheming short kid.
“Nah, it’s mine now.” Eddy says. “And besides, you dumb fuck, you gave it to me. Now eat your goddamn Big Mac and shut the fuck up before I blow your brains out.”
“I’M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YO—“
Bill charges towards Eddy, who is shocked and begins to run away, but Double D stops him.
“Guys! GUYS!” he says holding back Bill. “Calm down...” he turns to Bill. “I’m sorry, sir. We’ll give you your mon—“
Suddenly, Eddy, in anger, pulls out a gun and shoots Double D’s head, causing it to explode graphically with lots of blood and brain matter, as well as his eyeballs, teeth, and other facial features blowing off his face.
“I told that fuck if he disobeys or defies me, I’d fucking blow his motherfucking pathetic brains out,” Eddy explains. “But he did, so I fucking did it.” he turns to Ed, who is smiling even though his friend got his fucking brains blown out. “This should teach you a lesson not to mess with me like he did, retard.”
“Okie dokie, Eddy!” Ed says gleefully like a retard.
While he is not looking, Bill charges at him again. Eddy turns around, screams in the usual cartoonish fashion, and runs. Bill continues to run after him, while Ed just stands there like a dumbass and laughs retardedly.
Bill continues to chase after Eddy for a while, but stops due to running out of breath. Eddy then pulls out a knife and begins to walk towards Bill.
“Hey kike,” Eddy says as he begins to walk towards the fat man, who is still out of breath. “Lemme tell ya a little secret. I make those poisoned Big Macs out of human meat. And you’re gonna be the next one!”
He lunges towards Bill, but suddenly, the fat man uses his sixth sense, like a sayian, and teleports out of the way.
“Where the fuck did that kike g—?” Eddy says in confusion as he lands where Bill was.
Suddenly, his neck is snapped and he falls down. It is revealed it was Bill who did it.
“Well jerk, lemme teach you lesson!” Bill says as he picks up Eddy’s corpse by its head. “DON’T. FUCKING. MESS. WITH ME!”
He then crushes Eddy’s skull in his hands as blood splatters out on his face and all over his clothes.
He then walks back to his car and chains up his kids with BDSM collars attached to a leash, then walks into his new house, literally dragging them behind him as they try to crawl away. Ed is playing with a bee, laughing retardedly, as it stings him in the eye. He screams loudly and runs around in circles, until he runs into a car, which instantly crushes him to death.
The episode then ended with the normal credits.